Dammit, Mark B, you sly fox, you're right. We are rebuilding the website literally just for you. This was an expensive overhaul and we will give you a stupid discount to show how f@#%ing appreciative we are of your bulls@#% review.
PS: Thanks and we will try to hit the virtual road within a week and really hope to blow you-away. We will have one of our highly trained monkeys contact you and send you a nice 'thank you' gift.