About that ad...
I'm pretty sure that must have been on TV since are new ad wasn't allowed to run on the JumboTron at the tracks. Something about "there will be children" and "are those even real??".
So they pulled our original ad. We tried to get Ridley Scott at the last minute but he had to do some press junkets for his new movie Alien: Covenant. What a sell-out.
We managed to find a rather advanced toddler who was proficient in PowerPoint to do some last minute edits and re-shoots. Please note all future commercials will fully abide by child labor laws and will be censored where applicable for TV and LIVE audiences.
Our actual ad was not allowed to run since it violated multiple guidelines. I think you'd have approved.